What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:50

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill